lionheartdamacy

File a police report for stolen goods. Goods actually misplaced--find them later, call police to cancel report. Get arrested for stealing said goods instead.

Edit: Haha, guys, it was a joke to highlight the inept, hair trigger police system.

ALL RIGHT FELLAS, BRING IN THE COCK AND BALLS.

Imagine bashing your front teeth against a table edge.

... stops me every time.

I love those things. I see them every now and then up here in Toyama. Pretty clever animal. For some reason, we call it a Serow in English. They have a scent gland near their eye! Neat, right?

The secret to immortality is endless balls!