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Do you have any plans to address the recent Indiana bill that imprisons gay people that apply for marriage licenses?

Cool idea. However, they'll just get a fake ID.

It's implied that in paying that $10,000 a plate, the politician will do more than talk. You don't need to be in politics to know that big checks buy more than a thank you note. They're the kind of thing that ends in nonsense like putting net neutrality on the chopping block.

I don't think you're being dishonest with us. I think you're being dishonest with yourself - justifying obviously scumbag activities by hiding behind the legal definition of corruption. Quite frankly it's not accepting a donation. In cases where the corporate interest clearly do not benefit the American people, it's treason.

How do we know you aren't skynet?

Hi Gilbert,

My roommates and I are a huge fan of your work. We were in tears laughing while watching your "dirty jokes" DVD. That being said, my roommate is a Boston Bruins hockey fan and they got killed last night 9-2. Do you think you could make a 10 second video saying that you don't think he goes to Bruins games for the hunting? Cheers!