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The clock is ticking like a hammer crushing down in your mind with every click of the gears, time is running out. "Sally!" you cry out with your hoarse voice, as she lays with her perfect body impaled, sputtering blood from all orifices. The ship is sinking into the finger numbing cold water and there is a nuclear device beeping, piercing your eardrums uncontrollably along with a red hot angry Scandinavian monkey handler screaming because of how he wasted his entire life with that monkey as the monkey leaps about smelling like a fuzzy ball of shit.

What would you do this this situation?