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So, wait. Did the plot just actually happen in real life?

Regardless of what the so called “experts” say, absolutely do not under any circumstances light yourself on fire to stay warm.

Bears are actually so tough and hard to kill that you can actually skin them without the bear even noticing. It’s pretty easy. Like brushing dandruff off a baby.

Yeah same. I was curious about this particular MILF pornstar's thoughts on triple penetration and strangle-fucking, but I just don't think I could trust her perspective on those topics knowing she voted republican.

Hey, I wrote my masters thesis at Johns Hopkins about nuclear proliferation and saw one of your papers referenced somewhere. I tried to find it while writing my thesis but it was always behind really expensive paywalls. So, I emailed you and asked for it. About ten minutes later you sent me a copy. This was several years ago and I never forgot it. Thanks so much!