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I think he earned that date

God forbid somebody who actually has some lyrical ability muster the courage to put himself out there for his celebrity crush. He should be ashamed of himself for harnessing his creativity in such a way!

Do you think Clowney has a shot?

You're goddamn right it is

How does it feel when you watch Sports Center these days? I was super impressed that you just popped up from that hit. How did it stack up in terms of the most painful hits you've taken? Also, as a Michigan fan, thank you for all of the contributions that you've made to our program.