leglesslegolegolas

You need to get a tattoo, a simple dotted outline around the area.

Then when you're getting down with someone new you can just point to it and say "Right there, baby. Love me right there."

That's the problem with politics - anyone who really wants to do that job is, by definition, unqualified to do it.

Pretty sure Nichelle Nichols would never mistake tribbles for a horse...

as long as I like.

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