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leeds_matt1220 karma

Hey David, Don't suppose you remember our night out in Leeds a couple of years ago? We went out on a bender and you sang some awesome made up national anthem for Finland to that piss head?

I also still have that CCTV disc you wanted!


leeds_matt761 karma

Glad you remember! Of course I remember her, and her two sons attempting to be double hard bastards. Fun times indeed. Or the guy that wanted to trade us his weed for a bottle of cider, so we just mixed random shit from the tables into a bottle for him haha.

This is my first time on Reddit so I'll work out how I send it. Would love to see that stand up of you talking about it. I'm still psyched you remember. :D

leeds_matt691 karma

I'll keep it as clear as possible.

A few friends and I were in a pub in Leeds Centre, I look over at the games machine and see a guy playing it. He walks over to the bar and I'm like "Dude, are you David Cross?!". Indeed it was.

David asked if he could drink with us, I picked my jaw up off the floor long enough to say yes.

We did the whole , "OMG Hollywood" thing and then just started drinking. Some drunk guy just randomly walked over and said to David, "Hey I know you, you're that kid I gave up when I was younger from that Thai bride I had in Finland." David just shouted "Daddy!" and then made up some mental national anthem for Finland, (If I recall it was named the Beautiful hills of Finland).

He then tried to swap us some weed if we bought him a drink, he went off to the toilet and we poured everything we could find into a bottle of Magners, which he then drank.

Some batty woman was in with her two son's. She was shouting at us for being too loud. We laughed at her and she kicked David in the shin, we jumped in front of the woman trying to move her on with her son's who by this point were also being shits. After a 5 minutes of shouting they left.

We then went to a few bars on Call Lane, shit got wild down there.

Finished the night off with some photo's and David buying 5 kebabs between 3 of us from some takeaway.

I waited till the end of the night before asking for an autograph, he wrote: "Dear Matt, I love you. Like seriously, I love you. Your Pal David Cross." Was one of the best nights out I've had.

He was in Leds because his Dad is from there and wanted to check it out. I did that story no justice and probably missed loads out, haha.

Edit: Oh, and there was plenty of Jagerbombs.

EDIT: Proof for the non believers. https://www.facebook.com/officialdavidcross/posts/117996991561953