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First off, hello Steve Albini. How are you?

I am probably not the first person to ask you this question, but have you ever considered seeking a collaboration with the TY Beanie Babies company in creating your own little Steve Albini Baby?

edit: I am not a great artist and I'm sorry I made you look like George Washington wearing Harry Potter glasses.

I don't know why, but the almost clinical analysis of yourself is attractive to me.

Thankfully he did not specify, "ask me anything except things about Beanie Babies" - lucky me.