launcher87

Have you seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion?

Is ''philanthropist'' the first word you regularly use to describe yourself, or was it just this one bizarre instance?

We haven't actually had sex yet.

i want off of u/ashmonster's wild ride

https://media.giphy.com/media/106PwpLIIXJnXi/giphy.gif

It's not like we never fit guys, so that's not an issue.

wait . . . what?!