latuyacabron

Fucking porn, man. Prostitutes aren't horny, they want drugs. Travelers aren't horny (okay, we are horny, but we usually settle that in alleyways and railyards) we just want a lift. Be straight- does your company REALLY have sensors on the seat/door to let HQ know if anyone gets into the cab?

As a hitchhiker, I just have to ask...

Why is it that when I walk around a Luv's, everyone says, "Sorry kid, company policy, I could lose my job" only to see the same guy pick up a lizzie and head for a quiet corner of the lot?

edit: I was only looking for a lift...