lastthrowawayever

Maybe a few less than you, I'd wager.

two bags of sand, a bottle of lube, a casanova brand ass plug, and a porn dvd. That was the only thing in his bag.

In regards to food, as long as it is not a cream, paste or liquid over 3.4 oz, you are free to bring it through the checkpoint

Buy me dinner first.

I am certified in pat downs, baggage checker, document checker, among other things.