laserfish

Is there any truth to the rumors that you've been known to talk dirty to food and/or architecturally pleasing buildings?

Edit: despite his weird propensity to whisper sweet nothings to a meatball or send a Cosmo to that "sexy mid century modern over there", Hanks a good guy with a cool bus, and you should all be funding his Kickstarter instead of buying me gold. Or at least in addition to buying me gold.

Stop evading the question.

Edit: it's weirdly endearing

Pew pew, Brother!