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Yes. I, however, am honored by the comparison.

I don't believe in time.

Oats.

They warn you that AMAs can get very personal, but I couldn't have anticipated the extent.

Thanks! For me, the world's best humorist is Gary Larson, the cartoonist behind "The Far Side." I was lucky enough to encounter the strip when I was pretty young, and it really shaped my preference toward absurdity and deadpan. My favorite standup comic is Stewart Lee, who stretches the form like no one else right now.

No. Three years ago, I was walking home, and suddenly within me I felt a zest for life. About two seconds later, it dissipated, and has not yet returned.