kurtbraunohler

always. come on. what the fuck.

10 minutes MIGHT be a stretch. But there was one time in Melbourne Australia that we were both very drunk and I just decided I was gonna do it until I could no longer go. We did it for a LONG time. I definitely felt like 10 minutes. That bit is so dumb and we've travelled the world on that bit. Always makes me laugh to think about it.

HEY! SHE WASN'T A FLOOZIE.

But yes I did. But she didn't leave. That part is for the joke. She stayed and we made love on the couch.

LOVE

ALL I KNOW IS THAT I WANT THAT PART!

Once I saw a narcoleptic dog. That was pretty funny. fucking dog.