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kuhawk51613 karma

Hell, Jim from The Office can't even do the last part.

kuhawk5721 karma

Yet he's not in your top 3 dinner guests.

kuhawk5279 karma

I have to wait for tables, but I make up for this by using handicap bathroom stalls even though I'm able-bodied. It makes me feel like a celebrity.

kuhawk5167 karma

That bar is too low. I got this one.

kuhawk5148 karma

Well he used "Hyman" and "pierced", so it could be intentional.