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This is going to sound semi obsessive, and slightly stalker-ish, but I honestly have read all your Cosmo articles and have definitely become an avid Cosmo reader because of your writing. I'm an "aspiring" journalist, and honestly am honestly very sarcastic and tend to not have a filter most of the time in the real world, but have felt pressured to be the most boring person in the world when it comes to writing. I guess what I'm trying to get at is thank you for showing me that you can be your crazy, neurotic, hilariously brilliant self, and still have the respect of your peers and your audience. If not, they can go politely fuck themselves.

P.S. can we be best friends, because you kind of write about my life at times and would appreciate the idiotic situations I get myself into. Just saying.

You're fucking awesome, just FYI. Oh, and I definitely use quotes from your articles as my Facebook statuses because, as mentioned before, you're fucking awesome.