krylonultraflat

This was actually my favorite part of Holiday Bullshit last year.

I wanted to dress as you for Halloween but need to make some paperback book covers that say things like POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY A CHUCK TINGLE COSTUME. Can you share a bit of your cover design process so I can make these covers as accurate as possible? Thank you for proving love is real!

As someone who has raced a little bit in Miami here and there (and who used to work at Shake) I can personally attest that Kerry is not someone to be trifled with in a race.

As an aside: Hi Kerry, this is John! Specifically: this John. It's crazy seeing you on here but also amazing!!

It's not really my thing to comment on responses here but holy cow this is a phenomenal answer.

Amen.