kronicfeld

Did you receive any royalties for this advertisement on a bus in Charlottesville, Virginia and, if not, what kind of finder's fee will I get for helping you collect? http://i.imgur.com/DvqtSAv.jpg

That one sequence undermined the entire episode, the theme of which was supposed to be that Zack's girlfriend was the equal of any male wrestler she might face, and that discriminating against her was wrong. Here she has proven herself throughout the episode, then during her match, when she finds herself in a precarious position, all of a sudden she is the damsel in distress for the main cast to save. Screech implores Zack to help her somehow, leading to the line you quoted. It's only through Zack's assistance that she is then able to turn the tables and win the match. Essentially, she only won because she had a man around to tell her what to do.

I didn't think I would be deconstructing a Saved by the Bell episode at 9:30 a.m.

Are your two characters from Last Week Tonight - the Home Depot customer and kid's court Defendant - the same person?

You serious, Clark?

Just how pretty is Steve Rannazzisi's dick?