kog

The correct answer.

It even sounds better.

Yeah I really like Philly (better than Pittsburgh)

Them's fighting words.

I actually just took the tour at Independence Hall last year, it was pretty good.

Your experience reminds me of when I was in London and toured the Tower of London. The Beefeater tour guide said something like "Are there any Americans here? Yes? Just look around, all of this could have been yours if you'd only paid your taxes!"

WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT DOOR COME FROM?!

"We know we told you to find someone who couldn't dance, but seriously?"