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A man from America is marrying a Finnish woman. For his bachelor party he goes camping with her three brothers. The first night he takes out a bottle of vodka, pours everyone a drink and says "Cheers, to our new family!", then they drink in silence the rest of the night. The second night he pours everyone a drink and says "Cheers, to our new family!", then they drink in silence the rest of the night. The third night he pours everyone a drink and says "Cheers to-." One of the brothers cuts him off and says "Are we going to talk or are we going to drink?"

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I thought the action scenes were taken from a Japanese show? Did they start making original action scenes at some point?

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Then how about... stand in a very large group of people and launch water balloons filled with piss at them until cops disperse the crowd. They won't be able to tell who was the one firing them. I can see there being some smug martyrdom in being beat up for your cause... but getting hit with water balloon piss, that will anger them more I bet.

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After taking down the twin towers bin laden would have easily had a 25 kill streak and could call in a tactical nuke. Why would he not have that enabled as a killstreak reward? Do you think he's some kind of idiot?

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Hi Scott. Just wanted to say thank you. I was on my honeymoon with MY WIFE in fall of 2012, and we went to LA for part of it. We really wanted to see the CBB stand up show, but it was sold out when we tried to get tickets. MY WIFE randomly asked you on twitter if we could somehow get in since we were from out of town on our honeymoon and you were super nice and put us on the list. It was the best stand up show I've ever seen. Max Silvestri, Jasper Redd, Aziz Ansari, Kurt Braunhauler, Bob Odenkirk, Sean Conroy, Nick Kroll, Greg Fitzsimmons, ANDY KINDLER and maybe even some more. One of the best nights of my life. Then like two weeks later we all found out the show was ending. I would have never been able to see that show ever if you weren't unnecessarily nice.

I guess a question would be, why you so nice?