klawehtgod

When will you be upgrading to Macklemost?

EDIT: I thank you, most kind anonymous benefactor, for this gold.

EDIT 2: What have I done...

^Grease ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ^Poop

Blind Date. I'll ^{just see myself out.}

Is there a story about any of the men you served with that you feel should be told and remembered?

the machine can break you, literally, it can put you in the hospital

yeah I'm pretty sure this is definition of "need to call a professional"