killrdave

Thank you for making me laugh once a day for the past three years of my PhD. You've made me about 1% less productive.

I've just had an extension approved as I missed my original deadline. The extension is funded by the Irish government. We're already broke enough as it is Ryan. Do you...do you hate the Irish?

It couldn't hurt! I mean, there's a Canadian guy in my office, and I've only said something racially insensitive to him like twice maybe??? That's the kind of standard you need to keep up to live a good life.