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killabeez36225 karma

In my personal experience, use your usual judgement keeping your distance and not touching things but what you'll need to be careful about is other shoppers not respecting personal space.

I was getting detergent from target the other day and 99% of the people in the store were super respectful and mindful of everyone. Except for one dad and his kid behaving completely normally and not taking any precautions to keep their distance. Kid was running up and down the aisles, dad was coming up behind people brushing past them instead of walking around to avoid them or asking to make some space. I ended up grabbing the other stuff i needed in another department to avoid them before doubling back.

So do your thing as you would but live like you commute to work on a motorcycle and assume everyone is trying to kill you.

killabeez3691 karma

Sam and Duke's Excellent Adventure: The Two Man Wolf Pack Bloodbath Extravaganza

Edit: I already posted this a couple comments down but it got buried. I think if this were made, it could be something like this Sam and Duke travel to different locales together fighting evil and banging kung fu bitches together. They start off as two fellow travelers fucking shit up when their paths cross and it becomes a pissing contest to see who can kick more ass. A big badass bad guy pops up and they have to band together to kill it. They succeed in spectacular fashion and Duke lights a cigarette and takes out a now empty pack of bubblegum. It just so happens that Sam has a fresh pack and they share and become bestest friends. More fun shennanigans ensue as you power through the game together killing monsters, beating down haters, and hittin' some fine ass at the bars. The game could climax in a surprise twist where Duke sleeps with an alien stripper who gives him alien gonosyphillitus and transforms into a giant asskicking evil boss and Sam has to save him by injecting a cocktail of bacon, virgin blood from an orphan, Sex Panther cologne, and whiskey straight through his giant neck. Duke finally calms down and they walk away into the sunset with Sam on giant Duke's shoulder. Cut to giant Duke having sex with a volcano and roll credits.

killabeez3657 karma

You guys should make the Duke Nukem game we were all hoping for. If anyone could pull it off it'd be you guys :)

Awesome work, by the way. Serious Sam is the shit.

killabeez363 karma

I would guess it's because she's 11 and telling an 11 year old to read a primer on coding is a good way to make her lose interest. I'm 23 and started learning programming about a year ago with my Arduino, and I was confused as hell for the first couple days learning the nuances of programming language. It's easier for a kid to keep interest messing with simple, fun projects that have been set up for them, rather than having them look up a bunch of syntax rules.