I've run into a lot of people who said they had given up on FM
My parents switched to satellite. Now I don't know if this is what SiriusXM normally does or if my parents decided to be fucking gadgety, but I fucking hate satellite radio. I would happily never listen to the radio again rather than switch to satellite. I would MUCH rather deal with static than have the entire radio station go silent on me for a few seconds.
Listening to satellite radio is like sleeping with a guy who, at random intervals, suddenly pulls out and yanks the blankets off, then just stands there, watching you freeze to death.
Maybe, if you're patient, you could tolerate the first time. You'd probably respond to the second with some death threats. But for even the most patient person on the planet, the third time he pulls that shit with you, you will scream like a pterodactyl and beat him over the fucking head with a dildo, and that's exactly how I react trying to listen to fucking Sirius.
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My parents switched to satellite. Now I don't know if this is what SiriusXM normally does or if my parents decided to be fucking gadgety, but I fucking hate satellite radio. I would happily never listen to the radio again rather than switch to satellite. I would MUCH rather deal with static than have the entire radio station go silent on me for a few seconds.
Listening to satellite radio is like sleeping with a guy who, at random intervals, suddenly pulls out and yanks the blankets off, then just stands there, watching you freeze to death.
Maybe, if you're patient, you could tolerate the first time. You'd probably respond to the second with some death threats. But for even the most patient person on the planet, the third time he pulls that shit with you, you will scream like a pterodactyl and beat him over the fucking head with a dildo, and that's exactly how I react trying to listen to fucking Sirius.
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