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kernunnos7771 karma

I dunno. I was a PFL (Private for Life), and I'm pretty sure that counts as being a cretin rank.

kernunnos7744 karma

Or maybe it was John Paul Jones.

kernunnos7741 karma

Nah, man. ICQ is the big thing now.

kernunnos7738 karma

I remember the post-settlement smear campaign against the McDonald's coffee lady. She only asked for medical bills, but they refused and the court judged that she be paid far more.

Even though it wasn't her that asked for such a large settlement, she was painted as "that lady who sued McDonald's for millions over spilling hot coffee on herself."

kernunnos7731 karma

I thought they wore Hawaiian flower-print shirts, sunglasses, porno-moustache, and had a penchant for showing off their chest-hair.