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shaq, what's your opinion on not being selected for any jam movie? you and mashed fruit would be pretty neat.

you're one of my three celebrity passes.... ^{just saying..}

are you afraid that all the people playing this horribly violent game will use it as a platform to progress in to real life biological warfare?!

but for real, your game is awesome. and why is it so difficult to infect greenland?! they're my hold out almost every time..

edit: just.. want to make sure the sarcasm doesn't come off as genuine. just a jab at people saying video games make people violent killers.

shaq! i have a very important question.

do you have any funny stories about your relationship with your girlfriend involving the huge height difference?

i imagine it could cause some.. problems..