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kaisersousa514 karma

Maybe you can answer this question: why are 90% of insertable toys for women purple?

kaisersousa213 karma

We know what the other guy's handicap is, though: permanent spinal damage.

kaisersousa76 karma

I like to imagine he has a refined, proper English accent and has fine pipe tobacco and brandy in his tour rider.

kaisersousa66 karma

As a dude with a girlfriend who's a...curious and enthusiastic learner, may I ask what foods you avoid?

kaisersousa61 karma

He always had some mighty fine wine.