kaisersousa

Maybe you can answer this question: why are 90% of insertable toys for women purple?

We know what the other guy's handicap is, though: permanent spinal damage.

I like to imagine he has a refined, proper English accent and has fine pipe tobacco and brandy in his tour rider.

As a dude with a girlfriend who's a...curious and enthusiastic learner, may I ask what foods you avoid?

He always had some mighty fine wine.