kaidenka

You should fire the person who gave him the promotion and then fire the person who did the earlier firing. Fire everyone.

I've heard it said that the three great American horror writers are Poe, Lovecraft and King, with each one subsequently influencing the follower.

Do you think that this is a fair/true analysis of American horror literature? How much of an influence was Poe on Lovecraft?

You are challenged to a match by:

a kendo shodan armed with a katana

a moderately skilled sabre fencer armed accordingly

and an experienced HEMA practitioner with a long sword

Can you beat any of these men? Why or why not?

Also, no, they are not attacking you at the same time.