kablunk

My sexual orientation is under imminent threat.

I want to know who wrote Evil Abed's insult lines.
"You're VH1, Robocop 2 and Back to the Future 3. You're the center slice of a square cheese pizza. Actually, that sounds delicious. I'm the center slice of a square cheese pizza. You're Jim Belushi."

I really love how all the actors do amazing impressions. I'm imagining an episode where the characters' bodies get jumbled up. Please make this happen!

Before you get overloaded with questions about The Exorcist, what's the scariest film you've seen?

One of the many reasons I love your writing is because it exudes a strong feeling of being written by someone ancient, yet very, very childlike at the same time. Do you consider that an accurate description of yourself? Also, which other writer(s) (preferably someone alive) do you think write(s) in a style similar to yours?

(PS: Not being a US resident, I don't get a much of a chance to read your articles in the Washington Post, but I thoroughly enjoyed Readings)