jweedy

A friend lost his pinkie and ring finger on his right hand in, well, let's just call it an accident. When I saw him again after many years, we went to a bar and I recommended he start drinking scotch. When he asked why, I said "It's perfect. When the bartender asks you how much you want, hold up your hand and say 'Two fingers, motherfucker!!'".

tl;dr drink scotch, for the lulz.

edit: not being mean. You rock for doing an IAmA, and I thought you might get a laugh from my story.

What are your thoughts on Dethklok and Brandon Smalls (respectful, in my opinion) skewering of the genre? If you have watched the show, does anything stand out as a particularly funny in-joke?