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Dear Diary: Scully just replied to me. Today was a good day.

I don't have a question, I just wanted to say I love love loved the X files, and I'm hoping you'll acknowledge my existence.

It's fucking hydraulics. Dude's got a bulldozer for a dick.

They probably call them tiddly bits or something. It's england.

These are my favorite!!! I used to know one that lived on a picnic table when I'd be eating lunch. He would "play" around with me. He'd come and check me out, and when I'd put my finger out, he'd hide, then slowly come back out and eventually got used to me. It got to a point where I'd put my hand down and he'd climb up on it and hang out. He was my little spider bro.