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jutct733 karma

Dear Diary: Scully just replied to me. Today was a good day.

jutct730 karma

I don't have a question, I just wanted to say I love love loved the X files, and I'm hoping you'll acknowledge my existence.

jutct665 karma

It's fucking hydraulics. Dude's got a bulldozer for a dick.

jutct380 karma

They probably call them tiddly bits or something. It's england.

jutct216 karma

These are my favorite!!! I used to know one that lived on a picnic table when I'd be eating lunch. He would "play" around with me. He'd come and check me out, and when I'd put my finger out, he'd hide, then slowly come back out and eventually got used to me. It got to a point where I'd put my hand down and he'd climb up on it and hang out. He was my little spider bro.