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Do you have a formula for how you structure synonyms for genitals throughout a paragraph? A golden ratio of dong to schlong, if you will.

How do you know that by obsessing over the concepts of dreaming and lucid dreaming while awake, you aren't just giving yourself dreams about lucid dreaming? If I was aiming for the latter, I would certainly employ the common methodology of inducing the former.

I've been finding a lot of earwigs in and around my house. Is there a reptile I could just let loose outside that'll eat all the bugs around, but is small enough that my dogs won't catch it?

I got an aneros style prostate massager, but it's a knockoff brand. I've awakened my prostate, but I'm not sure which aneros to buy. Which would you recommend?