josethematador

Would you bang Kimmy?

In New York City, these buttons only work at a very small number (something like 100 out of 14,000) of intersections where the traffic signal is tied to a traffic sensor and not timed. Pedestrians automatically get a cross light when parallel traffic gets a green light.

Nutt sacked.

Hey, Wyatt. It's Scott, the guy that played the bald baby in your Netflix special. What's shaking?

You ever get high on bananadine?