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joninco974 karma

translation: "I don't want you people fucking up my pizza joint with lines."

joninco250 karma

Watched this with my best friend in the theater, and during this scene, he straight up passed out and slumped over himself. Thanks for that.

joninco124 karma

Is there an app that securely locks you out of all your accounts for 24 hours when you know you will get drunk and need to not say or do something stupid?

joninco96 karma

I also bought a Miele, very happy with it. However the engine doesn't sound as smooth as the day I bought it.. could it possibly be something with the rotating brush or the belt?

joninco10 karma

He did say 'half marathon'..but 13 miles still sounds tough.