jomofo

I work in one of the meth capitals (just for context). About 4 years ago I was cleaning snow off my car and somehow managed to lock my keys inside after having started it. I had to wait in the snow for over an hour for a locksmith.

As I was waiting, I noticed three guys across the street scurry out of a house (about 100 feet from where my car was parked). They jumped in a car and high-tailed it out of Dodge. Weird, I thought, while freezing my balls off.

Shortly thereafter, a large plume of this blueish white smoke came billowing out of the backside of the house. It was one of the most god awful, lingering smells. The locksmith even commented on it when he got there quite a while later. He thought my car was making the smell.

• Did I witness a cook gone wrong?
• Was I in any danger from the chemicals and shit that were filling my nose?

The house is no longer there. The city knocked it down and now homeless folks congregate there.

Edit For those asking - Independence, MO (adjacent to KC), although "meth capital" is overused and exaggerated; probably should have left that out.

Are you trying to create some kind of new genre where the producers are acting but the actors are real people? That's the only thing I can think of to make sense of this show. It's not reality, it's not a documentary, it's not a docudrama, it's not even a mockumentary; the stories that are being re-enacted are made up even if there is no script. It seems like you're practically begging the audience to play along with something disingenuous here.