johnnynulty
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johnnynulty49 karma
your razor could be razorier.
- He's both a member of the lucky sperm club and hard-working, meaning he's both (unfairly) present when opportunities arise and (fairly) beats out the other people unfairly benefitted by life's lottery.
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I'm sorry, but can you actually have a Trump steak for dinner? The brand has been defunct for years. The "Trump steaks" he gave out in Florida were openly from another provider and just became Trump steaks because he declared them so. It's like having a priest bless a bottle of aquafina and suddenly it's holy water. There's not actually a trump steaks company anymore, right?
johnnynulty12 karma
I kinda wish Obi-Wan Kenobi returned as an ostrich drone instead of a lame blue ghost after he said "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
johnnynulty2 karma
Hi Adam!
Have you actually depressed yourself with any of these yet?
Thanks!
johnnynulty78 karma
Not to encourage armchair psychology either, but literally every mental health professional who's spoken in public has given him the exact same diagnosis.
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