johnjdick

https://soundcloud.com/johnjdick/woodchuck

I'm told that my voice can cause panties to spontaneously combust in some cases. I don't have a specific pickup line that I use. But I do try to talk to the ladies and actually listen to what they have to say. Then, after dinner, I just power shout their clothes off.

That's a tough one. Shit's been going on my entire life. At one point, I thought about moving to Mexico to get away from it all, until I realized that down there I'd be known as 'Senor Dick'. I could have stayed in the Army and become a Major Dick, I suppose.

If I ever have a child, if it's a boy, the name will be Milo Harry. If a girl, her name will be Anita Ophelia.

"Two heads are better than one, but how does it fart?". A little trivia on that line: It was originally recorded as, "but how does it shit". I was told to tame it down a bit, though.

The character fits very well with my own personality. He's very cocky and self assured. I tend to cuss more. And Sam can be a bit more aggressive than me. But there's a lot of my own personality poured into the character. It's an enjoyable role for me. And I do love the character.