joahs_ark

A guy on igmur asked: how do you jerk off and hold the phone at the same time?

Anyone who's curious, like this

Pringles. It's made for pringles.

I'd say a solid 7 out of 10

I wish! One guy called me biscuit hand for a while in school until he realised nobody found it funny so stopped

You're only here for the fap aren't you (ﾉಥ_ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻