joahs_ark

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joahs_ark35 karma2016-11-03 20:15:37 UTC

A guy on igmur asked: how do you jerk off and hold the phone at the same time?

Anyone who's curious, like this

joahs_ark33 karma2016-11-03 20:54:09 UTC

Pringles. It's made for pringles.

joahs_ark28 karma2016-11-03 20:11:44 UTC

I'd say a solid 7 out of 10

joahs_ark27 karma2016-11-03 20:13:09 UTC

I wish! One guy called me biscuit hand for a while in school until he realised nobody found it funny so stopped

joahs_ark26 karma2016-11-03 21:28:56 UTC

How many porcupines does it take to kick a ball?