jmtb02

Because elephants are badass. But I guess there's more than that.

If there's one thing I can't stand its forum arguments and fights. There was an internet argument happening on my own website and it was frustratingly bitter, people bickering over some stupid nonsense. I wanted to stop the fighting but had no clue how, so I posted a single word, "ELEPHANT" (I might have had a few beers, I don't quite remember how I arrived at that word). Suddenly all the tension dissipated and the fighting stopped.

I decided that I should put an elephant in a game from there. That spawned a tiny project, Elephant Rave. I continued on making games with this character and people loved his charming good looks.

Happy cake day.

Sure, speaking of accelerometers, I want someone to help me make a game called Ninja Star. Basically its a game that measures how far you can throw your phone like a ninja star, and then it will measure how far you threw it via GPS/accelerometer/spinning/etc. It's probably against every ToS ever in all App Stores in existence but I can pretty much guarantee it will be the most fun game ever, at least once.

http://i.imgur.com/rbh7O.jpg

I'm working on a game I tastefully codenamed, "Gear Whore." Its a game about hoarding tons and tons of gear and having to sort through it. Think Diablo/Torchlight out of control, constantly leveling up and trying to find better and newer gear to defeat some ridiculous enemy.

It's going to be completely free to play. I hope that is okay.