jkzebrafish

Amendment 6 says "the accused shall enjoy the RIGHT to a speedy and public trial", not that a public trial is a requirement. In principle the accused could waive this right I suppose. However, they would in principle risk being tried by a secret Guantanamo court or similar.

The entire human genome and all of our metabolic pathways have been illuminated.

That's bullshit. Source: I am a biochemist.

With immortality and infinite time, eventually the bitcoins must become valuable no matter how small that chance is.

On the bright side, congratulations on surviving!

On the dark side, it sounds like you lost the genetic lottery. Have you considered genetic counseling? As a scientist I'd be interested to know what SNPs you're carrying, but as your friend I'd say that any results probably won't help you live your life any differently.

send me a buccal cheek swab and I can check out the ten or so most common mutations