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jim_the_joke_man1751 karma

I ride a Cam-Am Spyder and torrent movies. Do I qualify for a diamond patch?

My first gold edit: Wow, and thank you! I have so many people I want to thank God, the academy, Bob the mechanic, and of course my neighbors Comcast WiFi.

jim_the_joke_man50 karma

I make six figures too, but the decimal point is what fucks me.

jim_the_joke_man2 karma

How many times have you returned to that McDonald's fanning yourself with $100 bills while singing the chorus to Skee-Lo - The Burger Song?