jetsonian

This is probably a really good way to make sure that you get a full cavity search at security.

"I don't know where I'm going, I just need to be on a plane today."

The McRib's return typically follows dips in pork prices. So keep your eyes on the commodities markets.

So how did GSR feel after Amy Schumer spent the first 15 minutes of her act talking shit about the venue?

For background: she was originally booked for their Grand Theater, which is one of the best venues in town. Then they decided to do renovations on the theater and they moved her to a convention room with ziptied dining chairs and a temporary stage.