jetpacksforall

Beige is the definition of bland. It represents indecision, lack of confidence, even a lack of conviction. Beiges are for people who are afraid to make choices, who simply allow life to happen to them and hope nobody notices. Anyone who has spent time working in a large corporate environment knows beige very well. Indeed he or she knows people whose very souls are beige. Here are some name ideas.

Soulless Corporation
Dentist Office
Dad's Third Wife
Awful Shoes
Airport Terminal
Sweatband
Off Off Off White
Oh I Don't Know, You Decide
Maybe Baby
Honeysuckle Heather Kill Me Please
TELL ME WHAT I AM

[edit: thanks whoever gelded me. I am of course describing myself and no one else.]

Just ribbing him a little.

PACK A SWIMSUIT BOYS AND GIRLS.

We're flying to Mars in a swimming pool.

First we trick moose with fake lady moose, then we keel squirrel.

Just the thing to unwind after a long day of checking people's border papers is to play a nice game of checking people's border papers.