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I’m pretty sure that’s true of anyone from the intelligence community + journalists from certain countries.

Having exotic seafood flown out to your yacht sounds like an absolutely hilarious level of excess.

“I’d like to have a fresh X Fish for dinner, Butler.”

“I’m sorry sir, but I’m afraid that fish doesn’t live in this Ocean.”

“Well then have one flown in immediately, I’m starving!”

“At once, sir.”

So the WHO says I should only be brushing my teeth after eating bat? I’m gonna save a fortune on toothpaste! Thanks, looming global pandemic!

Nice piece.

I've never had any surgery, but I feel like I would have a lot of anxiety about not being in 'control' of my actions or remembering them in the time I would be conscious, but medicated. How do those with higher-than-normal anxiety about the whole surgery process generally react? does it take more anesthesia/anxiety meds to sedate them than it usually would for a person the same size?