jeffersonbible

Marry the right lady: VR threesomes.

"Nice chocolate factory you have here. It'd be a shame if 1% of the world population were to boycott it."

It's not lying if they never ask you.

Mine, too. I'm so glad that Colbert did this. I had no idea how screwed up PACs were.

What are you expecting? The chorizo won’t put in the same effort when it’s just a temp.