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I couldn't help it, I swear!

Yeah that's about as authoritative as having Christopher Walken say you talk funny.

Haha perfect plan, let's go toe-to-toe with Facebook's legal team, what could go wrong?

I can hear the parakeet in the background, can we please see it standing on your head so I may gain a more complete understanding of what working with Chris Farley is like

Bad advice, man!

You're supposed to run cool or lukewarm water over a burned area, not cold water.