jarjarbrooks

Seems to me like a few simple yes-no questions can put it to bed.

• Caller: Hi, I'd like an extra-large pepperoni!
• Dispatch: This is 911, is that who you intended to call?
• Caller: Yes
• Dispatch: Do you need an officer?
• Caller: Yes
• Dispatch: What's your address?

From the callers side, that's a perfectly normal pizza call, and the cashier asked him if he wanted napkins and parmesan, and then the delivery address, but you've collected all of the information you needed.

We need to start a new rich-folks trend. the House Dwarf as a status symbol.

Kardashians everywhere will be clamoring to hire the "best" ones, you'd be set for life.

He's C4-C5, he said in another response.

It depends entirely on what state you're in.

In Oregon, it's not a strip club unless the panties are coming off.

Aaaand, now we know the secret.