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ixijimixi1291 karma

It was his urine, but mom's handwriting. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to wheel that joke back to the nursing home...

ixijimixi898 karma

I don't know what to do

This has been covered...

  1. Have good genes

  2. Have a high voice

  3. Stay out of the sun

ixijimixi41 karma

"And here comes President Kennedy's motorcade..."

ixijimixi33 karma

No kidding. Some people would have stopped with an afro and a twitch...

ixijimixi31 karma

Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada