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Pshaw. Everybody knows you couldn't buy a long-distance train ticket out of Novosibirsk without a seat assignment.

Pshaw, I say. Pshaw.

As a non-bra-wearing person, the only bit of bra care I'm familiar with is

You don't put a bra in a dryer! It WARPS!

Looks like this is her

I like how part of the 'adaptive gear' is duct tape.

"eating the periodic table"

my god, that's hilarious. i wish there were ways for a non-Chinese speaker to experience more of the creativity that comes out of the Chinese Internet.

-edit- i just realized that my comment probably sounded sarcastic - no, i'm serious, i wish i knew more of what's going on on the 'other half' of the Internet.