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itty5314210 karma

I'm bad at blowjob's

Well, it'snotyourjob.

Edit: And now my top comment of all time is referencing blowjobs. The last one was referencing being drunk and naked. I think I have a problem.

itty537655 karma

This reply was too good for reddit. We don't deserve you, Cookie.

itty533080 karma

FYI: Sesame Street parted ways with the Muppets years ago. They are not the same. Both created by Jim Henson, but now owned by different companies. Hence, the "What's a Muppet" answer; In Cookie's world, Muppets don't exist. Monsters do.

itty531943 karma

Mr. Cleese, you narrated the audiobook Screwtape Letters fantastically. Potentially the best audiobook I've ever heard.

Had you ever been approached or sought to narrate The Great Divorce (another CS Lewis classic)?

itty531875 karma

I've had grandmothers come up to me and ask me to call them a bitch, which I think is awesome! You know what I mean?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know exactly what you mean.